May edition of the Volcano Ski Withdrawal Management Program at Heliotrope ridge. Beginners welcome. Must have ability to shrug of bewildered glances of hikers as you pass them with skis on your back. AST-1 or equivalent and beacon/shovel/probe required.

Check out a similar TR here - http://telemarktalk.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=36276

Disclaimer: The title is a bad joke. This is not an actual medical program, only an excuse to ski all year. If you are actually experiencing symptoms of ski withdrawal, please consult a medical professional.